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You are defeated Shepard! Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot at where I was going to be! -Lrrr
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 20, 2012 · 11:50 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (126 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5)
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Still much better than the ending to Mass Effect 3.
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3 replies · active 674 weeks ago



I've never even gotten a chance to play any of the games and yet I STILL sympathize with all the gamers out there that got their hearts crushed.
Bioware...you officially have my rage. ALL OF MY RAGE!!!
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5 replies · active 674 weeks ago
Trust me, as someone who as a lot of emotional investment in the franchise, I can safely say that this was just a kick to the balls. The backlash has gone out of hand, but still.

Also, I now know that I am not the only person in the universe that reads Critical Miss.
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is that the one with the girl freaking out? ill have to look it up.
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NameGame is very enjoyable as well. Also, Escapistmagazine.com , there you go if you have yet to find Critical Miss.
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Considering that it is a trilogy ending game, the bad endings are likely a ploy to get consumers to spend even more money on DLC which gives them more power over the end of the game. My speculative consiracy theory is that Bioware may have had to cut a deal with EA so that they could even have a definitive ending to the series, with the price being bad endings in the initial release and a better ending with the DLC. Compared to the rest of the game, I found the endings to have a very slapped on feel to them.
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To be honest, I feel this mostly has EA's stink all over it and that Bioware catching a lot of unnecessary flak for it.
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Seems like that city

Just bit the dust.
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7 replies · active 673 weeks ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite pun on this page!
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So Commander Shepard, which was your favorite ending to your series?
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"The people of Earth want to know, Commander Shepard."
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Not just once,
but 8 times, no?
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So much lols I had just because of this image.
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I can see Shepard will have trouble with these, there appears to be no way he could shag one!
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4 replies · active 674 weeks ago
Don't underestimate the power of the Shag-force.
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The scene shall be called "The sky who shagged me".
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite pun on this page!
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Hey, didn't you just...

Oh, yes. That's right. Well played.
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Video games have ALWAYS involved shooting aliens, but it wasn't until Mass Effect when you could really feel the bang.

Because...

Sex with aliens.

LOVE ME, DAMMIT.
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I can't even imagine the number of prinnies coming to hades if something like the reapers attack actually happened!
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1 reply · active 669 weeks ago
...four.
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I'm guessing you don't have to conserve ammo, seeing as how you can only shoot one bullet at a time anyways.
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1 reply · active 674 weeks ago
I guess it's more like the Sniper in ME1

Just 2 shots and it already overheat
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"Well I couldn't hit him where he WAS GOING TO BE because..... because.... be....cos
MY GUN WASN'T CALIBRATED PROPERLY OKAY!"
"I'm such a joke...."
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Speaking about the brighter ending...
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1 reply · active 674 weeks ago
Speaking about you speaking about the brighter ending...

Oh, wait. Beaten to the punch. That's what I get for reading the comments by "date" instead of "rating."
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i just bought 1 and 2

guys, should i buy 3?
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1 reply · active 674 weeks ago
I have the series on the 360, and it is my opinion that the third game itself is actually pretty good, up until the ending. All your choices coalesce into a stunning finale that drives you straight home and then...
Then...
...I don't know. I beat it last night, and I'm still trying to figure that part out.
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A mass effect of disappointment! It all makes sense! (I know that was a bad joke)
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3 replies · active 674 weeks ago
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite pun on this page!
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But you already made this jo- Ooooh! I get it!
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I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite spot in the Apocalypse!
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Am i the only one who completed mass effect 3 and is not raging about the ending?
I mean i agreed that it wasn't the ending that i was hopping for, but i did enjoy 99%of the game. The new enemies were cool, you meet old character and the story really pull you in.
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Step 1: Avoid the Hivespoilermind... Check
Step 2: Play through Mass Effects 1+2... Check
Step 3: Wait for Mass Effect 3 to come out on Steam... Eh
Step 4: Go back to playing Space Marine.

YOU SEE THIS FIST! I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOVE THE EMPEROR WITH THIS FUCKING FIST!!!
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QUARTERS! (Fork 'em over, fork 'em over!)
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For real? First! Awwwwwww yeah. Also, does this come in three different colours?
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